A Blog begun years ago as a stroll on the Funny Side of Serious
Street, highlighting India's problems. Revived by adding memories of old
Bombay, including excerpts from Dreams of One Country.
LOVE LOST IN COLABA FOG
(Old Bombay Scene: Excerpt 2 - From my novel Dreams of One Country)
On the last day of her leave Norman planned to talk of
his feelings. Cy crossed over at the old Taj corner, looking cuddly in a fluffy
white cardigan. ‘Let’s go by cab to Colaba Camp,’ she said. India’s taxi
drivers decide if and where they go. Like other meek citizens he pleaded in
vain with two. Cy commandeered a taxi with disdainful authority. They got off at
R.C. Church. Dense fog ahead. On Defence cinema’s huge hoarding the Tamil
hero, MGR, rode a prancing horse. Norman’s
soliloquy trod neutral ground as he inched towards the big moment. He paused. ‘Anything
wrong, Cy? You’re so quiet.’
‘Can’t you think of anything
nice to say to me?’
‘Like what?’
‘I must tell you what to tell
me?’ Cy wobbled away into the fog on platform shoes.
‘Off the road!’ he screamed. A
car swept by like a shadowy monster. He ran and pulled her under a peepul.
Whiteness swirled around them. The sun was a luminous white disc. As his arms
went around her, he heard a fluty sound. Two birds were hopping on a low
branch. ‘Look, Cy! Beautiful! Golden orioles!’
‘I’m sure you prefer an oriole
to me.’
Her charming glare thrummed his
chordae tendinae. ‘Never! You’re my only bird.’
‘I’m not your bird, stupid!’
‘Ma’am!’ He raised a classroom
hand. ‘Whose bird are you?’
She wasn’t amused. ‘Ra phoned
from London. He
said he would have taken me tonight to Talk
of the Town. To hear the Indian pop star from Canada. You? Will you?’
‘Sorry.’ Suddenly it seemed a
day to quarrel. ‘Too expensive. I can’t afford it.’
‘Dammit, I’ll pay. Money is all
you think of.’ Cy stamped up dust.
‘Shit! I thought you gave up the
high life.’
‘I’m going home.’
Cy sulked all the way back to
the Causeway. Near Shalini’s Boutique she waded in to shoo off an aimless crowd
pestering a party of Uzbeki women tourists - all wearing multihued gowns and
scarves, all plump and uncommunistic in their happiness. One of them asked Norman - with signs and many smiles - to snap their group against
a horse gharry or victoria, a relic of old Bombay. Atop the carriage sat another gray relic wearing khaki clothes and a fez. Norman
almost dropped the Russian camera: it weighed a ton. Next the Uzbeki asked him
and Cy to hold hands at the group’s centre. He warned Cy it would be
documentary proof that they were once comrades-in-arms. The woman clicked. (And
so, somewhere in the old Socialist Republic of Uzbekistan, there exists a
picture of Cy and him - in colour and resplendent company.)
When they walked on, Cynthia’s
comment about ‘their birthday party dresses’ tinkled in his mind. Me, moron! At
least twice she had mentioned her birthday to him.
‘Sorry I forgot!’ He wished Cy
and promised her a gift by evening. ‘Cy, please…’
Too late. She hailed a taxi to go to a restaurant
lunch with her parents.
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